End of School Celebrations

  Dear 2Niters, For some of you, lucky ones, one of the most awaited moments in your entire life has almost come. The end of “SCHOOL”.It is just a matter of days, before you will be freed from the dreadful classes, unsustainable classmates, and irresolvable exams, and sent into the happy realm of “WORKING”. Don’t worry, annoying colleagues, horrible bosses, endless shifts and salary struggles are only a myth. Maybe…Anyway, to help ...

Are you Addicted to Gaming?

Dear 2Niters, ‍   Yes, as you know very well, gaming can be addictive. Maybe you had a neighbour, a relative, or a classmate who could haveachieved so much in life, like become an underwater repair technician for oilrigs off the coast of Argentina, and ruined it all by dedicating day after dayafter night, playing computer/video games until their sweaty trousers werestuck to their chair.     But how about yourself? Are you addicted? Let’s have ...

"Wednesday Motivation"

Dear 2Niters,   In today's world, with all the stress and problems caused by our jobs, colleagues and parents-in-law, it is easy to fall victim to what scientists and shamans refer to as A BAD DAY. Luckily for all of you, our researchers spent 37 minutes finding a solution for when we find ourselves having a BAD DAY. Well, the quickest solution they could come up with, before getting hungry and leaving their ...

The 2ND “NOT MY JOB” Award!!

Dear 2Niters,   The wait is over. Summer is coming. And with it, the general laziness and self-drive to leave our offices and just enjoy the pleasure of doing absolutely nothing. Unfortunately, not all of us are granted this opportunity, as most of us have to deal with that obscure entity that is called “boss”.   然而,尽管如此,一些开明的人已经得出结论,即享受自己生活最简单的方法就是完成他们的工作。不管是什么。因此,我们很高兴并且十分自豪为您带来了期待已久的第二版“不是我的工作奖”!   AND THE WINNER ...

The World's Weirdest Festivals

Dear 2Niters,   You might think you’ve heard or seen it all, but have a look at these gems of world culture you might not be aware of:       #1 El Salto del Colacho   Starting in 1620 as part of a Catholic festivity which takes place in May or June, otherwise known as “The Baby Jumping Festival”, El Salto del Colacho – ("the devil's jump") - features men dressed as the evil spirit jumping ...

How to be Successful

Success, it’s what we desire as humans. Success leads to recognition, a better life, and ultimately, access to an unlimited supply of chocolate cakes.   Perhaps you’ve tried hard and haven’t reached the point you wish to reach in life even though you work hard every day. Have you wondered what you might be doing wrong? Our team of marine biologists has found the 6 key elements of success for you to see ...

Animal Celebrity Lookalikes

Dear 2Niters, Today we have decided to examine a topic of much debate: the Theory of Evolution. Although most people like to enjoy the many great things science has to offer, like mobile phones, air travel, microwavable meals and 2Nite posts, there are many people who reject the Theory of Evolution.     According to Wikipedia: “The vast majority of the scientific community and academia supports evolutionary theory as the only explanation that can fully ...

Things we learned from movies

Dear 2Niters,   After thousands and thousands of hours watching Hollywood films, independent films, TV series, Bollywood films and even subtitled French films, we've realized that the following seem to occur consistently:     1 Dogs always know who the bad guy is.   2 You can always find a parking spot close to the building you're visiting.   3 The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any hotel room in Paris.   4 A man and a woman hating each other will ...

TYPHOON ALERT!

Dear 2Niters, Today’s emergency broadcast is about Typhoons NINJA and BAM-BOM which are about to hit China in 6 hours, 5 minutes and 24 seconds. 2Nite’s team of marine biologists, meteorologists, astrologers, Egyptologists, and Satellite Communications Specialists, have searched and found the 5 absolutely necessary items you will need to get through these Typhoons Item 1 WIPERS GLASSES The most essential item on today’s list:Wipers’ Glasses are essential because when it starts raining down ...

6 Reasons to be Jealous of your Latin Friends!

Dear 2Niters, Today’s post is dedicated to our Latino friends and colleagues. We admire their many talents and rich traditions in music, food, dancing, and waterproof mobile phones design for exploring planet Pluto 1) DANCING SKILLS We are all very jealous of our Latino colleagues because they can dance well andthey capture everyone’s attention, especially in salsa and bachata classes. You go into a business meeting to present your ice cream vending machine and the customer looks ...

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