Today’s emergency broadcast is about Typhoons NINJA and BAM-BOM which are about to hit China in 6 hours, 5 minutes and 24 seconds.
2Nite’s team of marine biologists, meteorologists, astrologers, Egyptologists, and Satellite Communications Specialists, have searched and found the 5 absolutely necessary items you will need to get through these Typhoons
Item 1 WIPERS GLASSES
The most essential item on today’s list:Wipers’ Glasses are essential because when it starts raining down ...
As the weather is getting warmer and the summer is just around the corner, many of us have started to dream about attending glamourous pool parties.
Those almost magical events where people get to pose next to a pool of water of questionable hygiene. Pool parties project an aura of high class, jet set, lifestyle. Before you go to one, keep in mind that what you imagine it to ...
Today we approach a topic of interest for both sexes.
The top 6 behaviours women display which turn men off.
Without further ado, we present the findings as published in the Journal of Tropical Volcanic Behaviour by Dr.Schwanz et al April 2015:
Talking too much
You’re sitting down to have dinner with your girlfriend and before the food’s been served she’s asked you about: your day at work, how to solve her ...
It is with great regret that we inform you that Dr. Schwanz has decided to retire and will therefore not be giving us and our viewers his valuable advice.
Please welcome Dr. Johnson, our new resident relationships’ expert who is here to continue Dr. Schwanz’s legacy.
Break Up by Message
Dear Dr. Johnson,
My boyfriend, (or should I say,‘ex-boyfriend’) Mark, sent me a message on WeChat at 23:30 last ...
In today's world, with all the stress and problems caused by our jobs, colleagues and parents-in-law, it is easy to fall victim to what scientists and shamans refer to as A BAD DAY. Luckily for all of you, our researchers spent 37 minutes finding a solution for when we find ourselves having a BAD DAY.
Well, the quickest solution they could come up with, before getting hungry and leaving their ...
Relationship is sweet. However, there must be some moments you feel like punching your bf. Let's see if the situation we listed happened to you as well.
1. Sends a larger red envelope to his ex.
2.Falls asleep just after sex.
3.Insists another girl is more beautiful than you when you know she isn’t.
4.After telling him something from the heart, he asks you to repeat it because he wasn’t listening.
5.Always plays games or doing something else when you ...
You might think you’ve heard or seen it all, but have a look at these gems of world culture you might not be aware of:
#1 El Salto del Colacho
Starting in 1620 as part of a Catholic festivity which takes place in May or June, otherwise known as “The Baby Jumping Festival”, El Salto del Colacho – ("the devil's jump") - features men dressed as the evil spirit jumping ...
A topic of much conflict between men and women, most couples have argued about this at one time or another: why do women take so much time to prepare for, and subsequently are late for a date? Today we are going to reveal the truth for men’s sake.
Many girls might have this experience：after leaving home, on the way out of the compound, they don’t know why but ...
With Halloween approaching, out of concern for your well-being, we have contacted our partner in all astrological issues,Mystic Mandy.
Originally from Esthonia, Mystic Mandy worked as a manicurist until she realized she could tell people’s futures. For this reason she moved to Buenos Aires in 1983 to grow potatoes and sell organic sun-tan lotion to Canadian tourists. People accused her of selling fake sun-tan lotion made of water and ...
Dear (male) 2Niters,
Jealousy and insecurity are a natural part of our human nature. However, sometimes you might suspect your girlfriend is too jealous. But how can you be sure her behaviour is too extreme?
2Nite flew to the world famous “Zürich-Institut für experimentelle elektrische Schocktherapie Beziehungen“ (Zurich Institute of Experimental Electric Shock Relationships Therapy ) in Switzerland to meet relationships expert Dr. Josephvon Schnitzelbier who gave us his expert advice ...