Lost in Translation 2

Dear 2Niters, After the immense success of our first piece about horribly wrong translations, it is with great pleasure that we bring you the second chapter. This time, we went one step further. These masterpieces are not just completely wrong in meaning and grammar, but also in placement. One thing is to translate something wrong, but wearing it on a t-shirt, oh that’s something else…         Download our APP 2Nite Shanghai or check our ...

What to eat before going out?

Dear 2Niters,   Today, we discuss a topic that has been dividing scientists, philosophers, body-builders, plumbers and swimming pools cleaners for centuries. “What should I eat before a heavy night out?”. This question finds roots in ancient legends and myths, passed on among old civilisations such as the nordic Vikings, who believed that hitting the club with their bellies full of food would help them endure the night and avoid hell the day ...

BELGIUM NATIONAL DAY! 7 BELGIAN CONTRIBUTIONS!

Dear 2Niters, Today (and 2Nite) we celebrate Belgium National Day!This post is dedicated to all the lovely Belgian people we know and their great contributions to the world; today we list these 7: 1) Beer 啤酒!!! According to many, Belgium produces the best beers in the world. Brewing beer since the 1100’s, Belgium produces and exports some of the finest and most famous beers in the world such as Chimay, Duvel, Hoegaarden, Tripel ...

How to Persuade a Stingy Spouse to Go on Holiday

Background :   Continuing with our stingy-themed week, today we examine a very common situation. You’re in a successful marriage, your financial situation is good, you love your spouse with all their advantages and disadvantages. The problem is, one of your spouse’s disadvantages is being very stingy. You both work very hard, you have money on the side and you want to go on a well-deserved holiday. You know however, that no ...

6 Things Women Hate about Men on the First Date

  Dear 2Niters, Today we examine 6 things women hate about men on the first date. Our research indicates that even though these look like common sense , most men make one of these mistakes at some point during their dating life.     1Not Being Well Groomed /Bad Hygiene     Some suggest you don’t wash too often so that your natural smell attracts women (this will attract flies, worms, and mad dogs). Perhaps your grandfather told ...

How to Move a Woman

Dear 2Niters,     As the weekend is here, many men will have more time and opportunity to dedicate to the women they’re chasing, dating, or are married to. Most men are accused of ‘not being romantic enough’ or they come to realize they are not very successful in moving women or their particular woman of interest. Therefore,  in cooperation with the University of Marine Biology in Kilimanjaro and Dr. Schwanz, 2Nite lists ...

6 Reasons Men Love Football

Dear 2Niters, Today’s post is about why men love football. Most men grew up playing football, their father taught them how to kick a ball (for a few hours the child escaped from the mother, and the father escaped from his wife).2Nite’s Editorial team has analyzed the 6 most important reasons men love football: 1.EXCUSE NOT TO DO ANY HOUSEWORK With MAN’S BEST FRIEND (Cable TV) there’s always a football match to watch. ...

What Your Music Preferences Says about You

Dear 2Niters, The type of music we listen to has been a topic of much debate. Amongst other findings, psychologists have proposed that adolescents choose music according to the social group they want to belong to, whilst people tend to choose music depending on their personality type. To this extent, today, we look at 2 famous studies as well as one carried out by 2Nite University.     Cambridge University &University of Texas Study:     Psychologists ...

Office Fun!

Dear 2Niters,   With Spring coming, good weather approaching, warmer days and sweaty clothes starting to show up, the feeling of not wanting to work is becoming more and more strong. Not that usually people are willing to work, is just that the spring coming is a stronger excuse for just not doing your job. And it a pretty good excuse as well. And people all over the world, seem to feel ...

What to do when your flight is delayed

Dear 2Niters, A Common Problem Most of us have been in an airport somewhere around the world, waiting for a flight which has been delayed. Common Methods Not Effective You’ve chatted to your friends online, you’ve read all the magazines around you, you’ve watched a film on your computer and you’ve eaten at the cafeteria 3 times already. You still have many hours to wait… So what do you do? 2Nite’s Suggestions 2Nite 2Nite has come ...

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