THE 6 STAGES OF HANGOVER-Part 1

Dear 2Niters,   As holidays are approaching (Yes, next Monday is a public holiday in China, and Yes, youdon’t have to work or go to school), it is our social duty to warn you on whathappens to people who party too much.   “PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS ARTICLE ONLY HAS THE PURPOSE OF INFORMATION, WE STILL WANT YOU TO PARTY WITH US”   For this,we asked our beloved and trusted Dr. Schwanz to give us ...

6 Signs of a Jealous Girlfriend

Dear (male) 2Niters, Jealousy and insecurity are a natural part of our human nature. However, sometimes you might suspect your girlfriend is too jealous. But how can you be sure her behaviour is too extreme? Expert Opinion 2Nite flew to the world famous “Zürich-Institut für experimentelle elektrische Schocktherapie Beziehungen“ (Zurich Institute of Experimental Electric Shock Relationships Therapy ) in Switzerland to meet relationships expert Dr. Josephvon Schnitzelbier who gave us his expert advice ...

6 Things Women Do Which Turn Men Off

Dear 2Niters,   Today we approach a topic of interest for both sexes. The top 6 behaviours women display which turn men off. Without further ado, we present the findings as published in the Journal of Tropical Volcanic Behaviour by Dr.Schwanz et al April 2015: 1 Talking too much You’re sitting down to have dinner with your girlfriend and before the food’s been served she’s asked you about: your day at work, how to solve her ...

PARENTING WINS

Dear 2Niters, In thetechnologically advanced era we live in, it is sometime difficult to keep upwith the every changing modes of communication the new generations come upwith, especially for those who have to deal with the great duty of Parenting.Having to decipher the sometimes seemingly archaic language and thoughts of the younger generations can be an extremely challenging work. Yet, as many times before, some enlightened individuals have managed to break ...

The 4 Most Sexy Photos From The Rio Olympics

Dear 2Niters, Thousands and thousands of photographers have been shooting the Olympics for two weeks straight, and the pictures they've unleashed upon the world have been amazing. But photographers amazing accidentally sexy photos.     1 The Oiled-Up Flag Bearer          That's Pita Taufatofua, a humble taekwondo practitioner from Tonga, who led his troops in the Maracana stadium wearing little more than a ta'ovala waist mat and several barrels of baby oil. Tonga was clearly going for ...

Prank Ideas to Spice up Your Life

Dear 2Niters, This one is for you, for those odd times you feel like being terrible or you're just terribly, terribly bored…   1 Add mayo to donuts.   2 Change all the contacts to this:   3 Leave these stickers everywhere.   4 Toothpaste and Oreos.   5 Leave a mirror on some stairs.   6 Make a test with an answer key like this:   7 Mustard-flavored cupcakes.   8 Candle-wax lollipops.   9 Switch hand-sanitizer with lubricant.   10 Mix these up:   11 Hold up a sign for no reason at all   12 Troll people with ...

Are You Dating a Playgirl?

Dear 2Niters,     Today we examine a hot topic: Playgirls… Some of our male followers might be happy to play with playgirls, others maybe not. Charming, exciting, seductive, infuriating, disappointing…playgirls can be many things and your experience may be positive or negative depending on what you’re looking for. Assuming you are not looking for a playgirl, let’s examine 6 of the most common signs the girl you’re dating is one.   1. Mixed signals (hot and ...

What Women Say & What They Really Mean

Dear 2Niters,   With the holiday break approaching, our Editorial Team has put together a survival guide for men; it consists of a list of 10 things women say and what they actually mean. Read carefully and pay attention, your well-being may depend on it:     1 “Do I look fat in this dress?” What this really means: “Tell me I look beautiful, but be careful how you say it. Say it naturally like you ...

6 Signs of Bad DJ!

Dear 2Niters,   As you may have noticed, our beautiful planet is afflicted by a very serious problem. Bad DJs.   Since we have an extensive experience,gained by hosting the most glamorous events such as the Little Fish Festival of Brusino Arsizio (Switzerland), we are here to give you the tools to protect yourself against bad music. And the evil people playing it.     1.Look   Just like most professions in this world where basic skills are ...

Annoying Expat Behaviours?

Dear 2Niters,     Today’s post is dedicated to some of our expat friends and some of their annoying behaviours as perceived by other expats and locals.     1. ‘Knowing China’     No, being in China for over 18 months, 2 trips to Beijing and 1 to Suzhou don’t mean you ‘know China’. Being able to say ‘ni hao’ and ‘tai gui le’ doesn’t mean you’re a Confucian scholar. Taikang Lu, Xintiandi, the Bund and ...

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