How to Move a Woman

Dear 2Niters,     As the weekend is here, many men will have more time and opportunity to dedicate to the women they’re chasing, dating, or are married to. Most men are accused of ‘not being romantic enough’ or they come to realize they are not very successful in moving women or their particular woman of interest. Therefore,  in cooperation with the University of Marine Biology in Kilimanjaro and Dr. Schwanz, 2Nite lists ...

4 Hypothetical Questions About Sex

Dear 2Niters, If you've ever been a teenage boy, then you've spent at least a half hour of your life trying to disgust your friends with awkward hypothetical sexual situations, forcing them to attest to which of a handful of bizarre and uncomfortable options they'd be most likely to agree to. Why do we do this? It's kind of funny. That's about it. But if you give these sexual hypotheticals a little ...

4 Advertising Lies !!!

Dear 2Niters, Here are four common advertising claims that aren't just half-truths; they're empty nonsense which advertisers have tricked us into thinking actually convey information. They're like the Coke Zero of language: They give the impression of substance, but have no real content and are probably giving us butt cancer.   1 "Up To 15 Percent Or More"     When they hear "You could save up to 15 percent or more," most people interpret that as ...

2Nite Autumn Fashion 2016

Dear 2Niters,   As you may have noticed, it may be 30+ degrees outside these days, but stores have already started selling autumn clothes like jumpers, long sleeve vests and thick trousers. The major brands think they tricked us by launching their clothes first, but actually we spent more time finding the best items for you.       VOTE FOR YOUR FAVOURITE ITEM BELOW   1 The Flower Grandpa Top      French design, made in Portugal and sold only in Zurich, ...

Why Do Something Now When You Can Do It Later?

Dear 2Niters,   Many times, our bosses, girlfriends/boyfriends, friends, annoying uncles, even our own dogs, call us or even look at us in a way as if to say “you're lazy”. What they don't understand is that we are not lazy, we are just contemplating a better way and better time to get something done. Let's have a look at 6 reasons why procrastination rocks!!!   1    New Ideas      Imagine if all those genius executives at Apple ...

How to look like a genius

Dear 2Niters,   Deep down inside, even though you may know you're a genius, others might not share that conviction about you. As it's a Monday, it's time for you to get your Genius-Game on! Time for you to climb the corporate ladder, get that promotion and go from printing and photocopy machine manager to printing and photocopy machine supervisor. So here it comes, the tried and tested, indestructible methods for looking ...

How to Prepare for Life's Surprises?

Dear 2Niters,   Life if full of surprises which often disturb us; we might lose our appetite for eating 3 pizzas daily or we might start listening to American Country music to overcome the shock. As always, our dedicated, sophisticated, nominated team of gastronomist-garden designers devised the following suggestions to prepare you for life's surprises:   Friends you haven't seen in a while.     When you haven't seen someone in a long time, don't assume ...

Killing Time in the Office?

Dear 2Niters,       Sometimes, no matter how much love our job, colleagues or the office’s coffee machine, time just seems to never pass. Especially in these hot and humid summer days, where people are willing to do anything except work. Unfortunately tho, most of this world’s jobs require a certain amount of hours to be spent in our offices, whether we have something to do, or not. If you find yourself in ...

Things we learned from movies

Dear 2Niters,   After thousands and thousands of hours watching Hollywood films, independent films, TV series, Bollywood films and even subtitled French films, we've realized that the following seem to occur consistently:     1 Dogs always know who the bad guy is.   2 You can always find a parking spot close to the building you're visiting.   3 The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any hotel room in Paris.   4 A man and a woman hating each other will ...

Useless Advice

Dear 2Niters,   “Advice”, a topic of major controversy. You have a friend who's facing a difficult situation or a dilemma. What should you do? Offer advice, right? But why do we offer advice? To “show” that we “care” or to actually help to solve our friends' problems?     If we actually believe we have knowledge or methods to help our friends improve their situations or solve their problems, of course, as friends, we'll share ...

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